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How I spent (am spending) my unemployment

Many people have asked me what i do with all the time I have now that I am unemployed. Well really, I have much, much, less time than before.

Besides the countless hours “reaching out” to people for jobs (begging), working for free, sampling food, telling Ferdie how much I love him, free car washes (squiggies), 2 hours on craigslist/day (10 minutes of that wondering why no one has had a missed connection with me) … I have spent a lot of my unemployment sleuthing (stalking) people from my high school and trying to find all the missing pieces that facebook/myspace leave out. It turns out that there are a lot of missing pieces.

One of my favorite mysteries began when I found pictures of a high school classmate’s baby. It was extremely less cute than this classmate’s previous baby. Of course, because of this I had no choice but to spend a few hours wondering if she was embarrassed of new baby and if she loved it less. The pictures with second baby were few and far between but after studying what was available to me I was positive new baby had down syndrome. I spent a few minutes (many hours) studying the pictures, googling “down syndrome” and emailing the photos to people I know who work in fields where they see more kids with down syndrome than I do (experts). When it was decided down syndrome wasn’t the missing piece, I romanced the idea of autism but eventually just decided that the second kid wasn’t as fortunate looking as first kid and that it’s arms were simply put on backwards at some point during its gestation period.

I spent a while on another issue where I had to call some ex-high school teachers in order to solve the case. I learned that in fact my original theory that many felt was insane was in fact the answer. A classmate did donate a piece of her liver to her mother. I learned about countless marriages and many babies (some very cute) a divorce or two. I learned that the love of my life from 8th grade is now a dad and I learned that it makes me uncomfortable when I find teachers on facebook.

Right now I have turned most my my focus on two titillating mysteries. Erica, also unemployed is also involved in the mysteries. We have daily conference calls to discuss new theories, new status updates, new developments and any and all new mobile uploads happening.

Because of the excessive pleasure derived from these activities and the intense talent that is apparent I have found my true calling. I am one of the lucky ones, since I am sure some people spend their whole lives searching for a career that they love and are passionate about. I must work on-line, from home, catching online predators and solving mysteries (a modern day Sherlock Holmes if you will) I could also find out if people are cheating, exes new significant others and baby’s daddies online. That kind of stuff.

I went on the FBI website today but didn’t find any stalking jobs available. Another setback I found was I found my passion in 2005 (and apparently forgot my passion) because it appeared that I had already looked on the FBI website for jobs (stalking jobs I can assume) and registered with my social security number (FBI= so legit) and couldn’t remember my password.

Does anyone know how to get good stalking jobs? I’d be awesome and I would love it so much. That or maybe acting. I think I’d like that.

Not Funny: Not Funny

Thanks Sean.... I am hoping my birthday disc of treasures will be arriving shortly??

Some Money Saving Tips by Molly

Confusion is one of the best money saving techniques thus far. Well, at least at the Saab dealership. In April when asked to fix everything on the Saab (story) they went so far as to replace the emblem sticker that was peeling charging both parts and labor for this. I think around a hundred for parts (sticker) and a hundred for labor (placing sticker on hood) I figured they owed me. So when I discovered that my car was both dirty and low on windshield fluid and that I didn’t have a job or cash I tried my confusion technique. I walked in to the Saab dealer with a look on my face that screamed confusion (down syndrome)

Saab guy who noticed confused person wander the store all confused like: Can I help you?

Confused faced Molly: So, I brought my car in a while ago and some lights are on saying fluid is low. I really hope it’s not my coolant as I know that is one of the many things you fixed.

They take my car “around back"

10 minutes and a few games of anaconda later a shiny clean and vacuumed Saab (story) is pulled around.

Saab guy: You’re car is out front Miss Bush. It wasn’t the coolant but I went ahead and topped that off. It was just your windshield washer fluid. We topped that off as well.

Confused faced Molly: Ohhhhhhh, riiiiight that’s what it said windshield wiper fluid low. Thanks guys!!!!

So I got some free coolant, some free windshield fluids, free car wash and vacuum! Money saved: 5 dollars.

Other Money saving techniques:

Boyfriends

Squeegees at gas station can be used for free car washes

Sampling

Jobs

Birthdays (Note: September 10th)

This Halloween, Ferdie will go as a newborn....

Or as the french say: "un bébé nouveau-né"

I hate Ketchup but I am soooo Poor

So many of my fans (well one) let me know that they missed my blog posts so much. So I thought I'd post one. Just like that! The only thing is nothing exciting is going on. Mostly because I cant afford to drink. Or go on trips. And no one dumped me. And my heart has turned to coal. Buuuut my new “job” that doesn’t pay as escalated my poorness and in turn I had to turn tricks at the Kitchen in order to make ends meet (make 40 dollars eating lemons and ketchup) You can see it here. I think all the acidity of the ketchup and lemons not only gave me an ulcer but gave me a very irritating shrill voice. You can see/hear it all go down. You might want to turn the volume down whenever I am speaking.

Another thing that new job has done to me is make me way nerdier than I ever thought possible.


TechStars LipDub from Andrew on Vimeo.

'nuff said.

This post seems relatively self promoting (like all my posts) so I thought I’d throw out some other things that are awesome. Besides me.

This new song I heard by two relatively unknown and super sexy ladies is awesome.

Also, Dyson vacuums are awesome and make great birthday gifts. Sparks are great but don’t make great birthday gifts.

Still awesome are dolls for kids with down syndrome. Also, my favorite product out and their website has been updated


Still skeptical on the dolls for kids who have chemo as they really just look like regular old bald baby dolls.
You can find that cheaper elsewhere.

so..umm...yeah.

Status updates blog styley

Inspired by Claire’s secret blog that you guys cant read and by her starting it off:

Molly is thinking about what Ferdie is doing right now

Molly thinks probably journaling myspacing or watching Jon and Kate plus 8 (he loves it)

Molly is wondering if that taste in her mouth came from a sprinkler

Molly is checking out her ass in the mirror

Molly wonders why she is so hot in tech industry

Molly realizes its from bull riding

Molly needs to take some stock in her hot ass

Molly has no money

Molly is writing beats and rhymes with Claire "Hold my drink I wanna dance"

Molly ponders life outside of boulder

Molly likes to imagine living in a place where she can live without seeing exes

Molly thinks of life in Austin? NYC?

Molly wishes everyday were Sunday and by Sunday she means spine pang
When Molly Says “I love you” what she means is, "lick my ass”

Molly wonders what part of I miss you makes you think she misses you

Molly questions where all the suitors at?

Molly Needs a job

Molly is nervous about turning 26

Molly want hers life back

Molly is jealous and worries her dad found a new daughter at her cousin's Kentucky wedding by the name of her brother's girlfirend

Molly drinks sparks